RIP MSM

You have a solemn duty to find the dumbest people in politics and journalism and dunk on them and call them stupid every time they give you the opportunity.

For too long, they’ve been allowed to mislead people into believing they are smart and informed and read in on what’s truly happening. They’re not. 

These are objectively stupid people with stupid fake credentials who are completely incapable of a calculating a tip at a restaurant without a calculator. They are as corrupt as they are dumb, and the more you point it out, the less likely it is that some other poor sucker out there will get conned by their nonsense.

Also, it’s funny, because these painfully unimpressive people have spent so many years sniffing their own farts that they cannot handle being told how dumb and disrespected they are.